WEIGHT: 57 kg
Sex services: For family couples, Fetish, Receiving Oral, Spanking, Rimming (receiving)
When I was out of the sex trade, I still kept an eye on it, kind of like those retired Mediterranean tradesmen who lurk at the periphery of construction sites shaking their heads at all the newfangled technology. When I got back in the business five years ago, I set up a website but promised myself that I would not bow to one seemingly inescapable trend in sex work: online reviews. The Toronto Escort Review Board has been running for many years, and while many review boards started with men simply leaving perfunctory messages to one another about their encounters with workers, the boards have has since turned into Yelp for sex workers.
Men strut about on the boards bragging explicitly about their conquests. For women working in places where sex work is criminal, these details may provide evidence of illegal activity and, if they're exaggerated, create awkward negotiations or situations with potential clients. A woman who is precariously employed can't necessarily afford to be picky, but I was certain I would not be interested in a self-identified hobbyist with an uninspired screen name like Kingpussyslayer69 boasting about how he regally slayed my pussy.
No, no, my pussy would not be discussed publicly in such terms. My pussy would have what is known online as an NRP no review policy. Despite this request, I did receive one review in the MILF section of a site, and I have to be honest, I was absolutely gobsmacked by its contents. This fellow said I give a good blow job, in his top three, apparently. This is an outright lie.
I give a terrible blow job. My technique is really better described as oral castration. I'm more of a TILF. As I have terminated a pregnancy, I am a terminator you'd like to fuck.
Reviews may have been useful for clients when they first began popping up online to confirm that the worker was within reasonable range of her description, that you left satisfied and so on. But the problem is, many of the most active reviewers are not actually what sex workers define as great clients.